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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:00 am 
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So, I'm watching a rather interesting new poster over on NOM trying to convince everyone that Joe never practiced polyandry/polygamy, the world is about to end, etc., and lo, and behold, the name Denver Snuffer pops up.

Coincidence?


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:00 am 
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truebutnotuseful wrote:
Also: "Our navel?" Eww. You can't B. cereus.

TBNU, I will kiss you for that if we ever meet.

Anyone else think that "Passing the Heavenly Gift" sounds like a euphemism for taking a really nice dump? "'Scuse me, guys - I just had Indian Buffet and now I've gotta go pass the heavenly gift."

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:48 am 
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notpotable wrote:
truebutnotuseful wrote:
Also: "Our navel?" Eww. You can't B. cereus.

TBNU, I will kiss you for that if we ever meet.

Anyone else think that "Passing the Heavenly Gift" sounds like a euphemism for taking a really nice dump? "'Scuse me, guys - I just had Indian Buffet and now I've gotta go pass the heavenly gift."

I was thinking some more along the lines of snowballing. [WTTW: Don't google that if you're faint of heart.]


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:07 am 
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I think better after I've had a few coffees, some chocolate milk and a metric shit ton of diet coke, by weight, not volume. And not confuse shit ton with metric shit ton. Metric shit ton is a metric shit ton more than a shit ton.


Gah, this thread is so confusing...

How much is a metric fuck ton then?

EDIT: Nevermind. I found this helpful definition on the Urban Dictionary:
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More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.

Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:02 am 
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HighMaintenanceMe wrote:
So, I'm watching a rather interesting new poster over on NOM trying to convince everyone that Joe never practiced polyandry/polygamy, the world is about to end, etc., and lo, and behold, the name Denver Snuffer pops up.

Coincidence?


No. But now my beer tastes skunky. Fuck.

Whiskey it is then.

What did I miss?

ETA: I'm about to google snowballing.

ETA+1: nasty.

ETA+2: eww... seriously. And I've seen some nasty shit (literally). I feel like I need to sing a hymn now.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:07 am 
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So tigerman, is our snowball fight still on?

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:14 am 
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Dawgma wrote:
So tigerman, is our snowball fight still on?



It depends.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:19 am 
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tibber wrote:
HighMaintenanceMe wrote:
So, I'm watching a rather interesting new poster over on NOM trying to convince everyone that Joe never practiced polyandry/polygamy, the world is about to end, etc., and lo, and behold, the name Denver Snuffer pops up.

Coincidence?


No. But now my beer tastes skunky. Fuck.

Whiskey it is then.

What did I miss?

ETA: I'm about to google snowballing.

ETA+1: nasty.

ETA+2: eww... seriously. And I've seen some nasty shit (literally). I feel like I need to sing a hymn now.


Well, apparently Denver International Airport was designed by the Illuminati to be used as a prison camp and/or their base of operations for the upcoming New World Order where they will be using the Australian Antigen to kill everyone. NASA is in on it somehow, and the airport is built in the shape of a Nazi Swastika.

I think this covers the beginnings of the train wreck . . . and it just gets weirder after that.

http://forum.newordermormon.org/viewtopic.php?t=23141


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:21 am 
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HighMaintenanceMe wrote:
I think this covers the beginnings of the train wreck . . . and it just gets weirder after that.

http://forum.newordermormon.org/viewtopic.php?t=23141

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:26 am 
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notpotable wrote:
HighMaintenanceMe wrote:
I think this covers the beginnings of the train wreck . . . and it just gets weirder after that.

http://forum.newordermormon.org/viewtopic.php?t=23141

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:44 am 
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HighMaintenanceMe wrote:
notpotable wrote:
HighMaintenanceMe wrote:
I think this covers the beginnings of the train wreck . . . and it just gets weirder after that.

http://forum.newordermormon.org/viewtopic.php?t=23141

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heh. Maybe NOM wasn't the right place for Denver (I'm just going to start calling GTR and Alicialynne "denver" it may be the whiskey but the similarities are there and I'm gonna grab at 'em like a drunk 21 year old boy in his first titty bar... but then whiskey is awesome, as are titties... did GTR say he was retarded? I thought he was an attorney?). Whacky shit there, but perfectly in tune with this thread. My whiskey is done. I drank it too fast. Parentheticals are fun (right?). They're like super large (sometimes superfluous) commas!

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:58 am 
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heh. Maybe NOM wasn't the right place for Denver (I'm just going to start calling GTR and Alicialynne "denver" it may be the whiskey but the similarities are there and I'm gonna grab at 'em like a drunk 21 year old boy in his first titty bar... but then whiskey is awesome, as are titties... did GTR say he was retarded? I thought he was an attorney?). Whacky shit there, but perfectly in tune with this thread. My whiskey is done. I drank it too fast. Parentheticals are fun (right?). They're like super large (sometimes superfluous) commas!


An attorney with an MS in Molecular Biology (no less).


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:28 pm 
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tibber wrote:
Dawgma wrote:
So tigerman, is our snowball fight still on?



It depends.

It's all good as long as everyone agrees to only eat fruit and drink fruit juice for 24 hours prior.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:02 pm 
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cumom wrote:
tibber wrote:
Dawgma wrote:
So tigerman, is our snowball fight still on?



It depends.

It's all good as long as everyone agrees to only eat fruit and drink fruit juice for 24 hours prior.


:lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 8:13 pm 
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tibber wrote:
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did GTR say he was retarded? I thought he was an attorney?).


Those are certainly not mutually exclusive.


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