Further Light and Knowledge

Have you guys seen these 'Shit ____ say' videos? They range from 'Shit Lesbians say' to 'Shit Natural Mamas say' to 'Shit Latinas say', all over the board, and they're all made by people making fun of themselves. I'd love to make a 'Shit Mormons say', but it wouldn't be kosher since I'm not Mormon. A 'Shit Post-Mormons say' video would be pretty funny though.

What lines would you contribute to a video like that? And does anyone have the skills to make it?

Here are some examples - Shit Weekend Farmers Say http://www.homegrown.org/video/shit-weekend-farmers-say

Shit Crunchy Mamas Say http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVA-A0RqkhM

And my favorite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOavbyDKSi0 Shit New Age Girls Say

Here's a Start:

Shit Non Mormons Say When Living in Utah

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