Wow, that was fantastic. I really like how he bans everyone from commenting directly on his site, and then writes 500-word responses to every comment he reads on FLAK. It's the sign of someone who is very self-confident.
I also really enjoyed the extreme passive aggressiveness of this comment. I practice a little passive aggressiveness myself, and this guy shows real promise.
Spam Fucktard wrote:
Like I said, we all make choices that will determine whether we go to the celestial, terrestrial, or telestial kingdoms. It looks like she has made her choice. Some people will choose money and fame over the gospel. Some will choose sensuality and carnality. Some will desire position, prestige, and worldly power. Others will be drawn the accolades of academic honors. Some will seek the assurance of the things they can see over those that must be hoped for. The celestial kingdom will not be attained without sacrifice of the desire for all of those earthly things. I can only hope you both will be happy with her choice in eternity.
Some people will choose their family, which I notice he didn't mention, but is obviously what he's getting at. It might not be the "best" choice, as opposed to throwing away your family for the promise of unlimited access to heaven's penthouse.
I didn't read the 6,000-word followup. But I did word-count it. He should do NaNoWriMo, he already has a great start. He could probably write 44,000 more words in under a week. Maybe he could cut and paste large chunks of Isaiah.