And it came to pass that He did cause a great gathering to occur, yea, even a gathering of all those who did use the Forum.
And to all those that read the thread the question did go forth. And they cried until all the sections of the forum saying, "A moderator, a moderator, who until us will moderate our moderating needs so that moderation can occur?"
For those in attendance of the gathering were in great distress and confusion when, behold, two presented forth with their plans. And He was pleased that those, even unto to the forum were present with their requests for moderation.
The Dawgma entered slowly and said unto They, Follow me, for I will moderate strictly and severly and will suffer not offensive post nor one offensive poster to use the forum for harm nor retribution nor offense. Yea, surely I will cause, not one poster to ever post again for my decisions will be swift, just and yea, I will even smite that torrid trio so transluscent and wry to cause them to respect and admire all yea, even the trolls.
And it came to pass that even unto the gathering that, Notpotable did enter, even unto the midst of them saying, Follow not me for I am unworthy of this task, yea, if you will, I will provide a way for the forum to grow with equal administration unto all. And so it was that even in her regards and time with the forum that , yea, it was so that NP became moderator.
Great was the weeping, and wailing For Dawgma and a great battle ensued even among the hosts of the forum. Great was the conflict even so that one third of his brain cells were cast unto the lowest section of the CC hall.
And it came to pass that the kerfuckling did continue unto his mind and the forum did settle down with the moderation of NP.
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."-Thomas Jefferson