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She clearly has the posts-per-day totals necessary to pull it off. Plus, she has a commanding avatar.

--KF

While I'm flattered, I think that is a terrible idea. D:

Responsibility alarms me.

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Fear will keep the local systems in line.

Yah, but you get to run the emoticons.

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"You can call me Joe,
Buy me a drink and shake my hand"

AND she has a nice ass.

He knows my weakness !


And DoubleX, I'd respond, but it's no fun taking advantage of the inebriated. Hit on me when you're sober, baby.

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Fear will keep the local systems in line.

Being a mod isn't hard. I've been a mod another board for years. You'd do just fine as you'd rarely have to do anything while on the job. xD

Which suits ME just fine because the pay is really lousy anyway.

~Vahn

As a lurker/shit stirrer, agree with this choice. notpotable is "extremely wise, even beyond HER years"

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I am the former Mrs. Brightside

http://www.degenerateelite.blogspot.com/

Really? Shyeah she should be a mod then.

NP, are you really turning this opportunity down?

--KF

I think NP would do fine as a mod. Although she can certainly be very strongly opiniated (who can't?) I think she would be able to keep the peace 'round these parts. Beat people up when neccesary.

And it came to pass that He did cause a great gathering to occur, yea, even a gathering of all those who did use the Forum.

And to all those that read the thread the question did go forth. And they cried until all the sections of the forum saying, "A moderator, a moderator, who until us will moderate our moderating needs so that moderation can occur?"

For those in attendance of the gathering were in great distress and confusion when, behold, two presented forth with their plans. And He was pleased that those, even unto to the forum were present with their requests for moderation.

The Dawgma entered slowly and said unto They, Follow me, for I will moderate strictly and severly and will suffer not offensive post nor one offensive poster to use the forum for harm nor retribution nor offense. Yea, surely I will cause, not one poster to ever post again for my decisions will be swift, just and yea, I will even smite that torrid trio so transluscent and wry to cause them to respect and admire all yea, even the trolls.

And it came to pass that even unto the gathering that, Notpotable did enter, even unto the midst of them saying, Follow not me for I am unworthy of this task, yea, if you will, I will provide a way for the forum to grow with equal administration unto all. And so it was that even in her regards and time with the forum that , yea, it was so that NP became moderator.

Great was the weeping, and wailing For Dawgma and a great battle ensued even among the hosts of the forum. Great was the conflict even so that one third of his brain cells were cast unto the lowest section of the CC hall.

And it came to pass that the kerfuckling did continue unto his mind and the forum did settle down with the moderation of NP.

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"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."-Thomas Jefferson

Dawgma is santa! I KNEW it!

Most excellent bit of writing, good sir.

bahahahahaha. That was hilarious!

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Fear will keep the local systems in line.

As an aside, rather than Guardian Angels, shouldn't the mods' joint name be The Angels That Stand As Sentinels?

Or maybe that's a little long.

I think the Darth Vader avatar made the whole story even funnier. And nothing wrong with being opinionated and/or loudly expression your opinion as long as you can be civil about it.

~Vahn

I think NP would be a great mod.

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The Internet didn't kill the church. The church killed the church. The internet just read the last rites and published the obituary. -- Tolworthy