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swearingelder
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 3:25 am 
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Welcome! I did evil today by smoking a cigar and sipping bourbon, then driving home with a 2" cigar stub between my teeth feeling like a badass as I drove past my old ward building with Otep blaring, windows down, flying the finger and yelling "FUCK YOU!", as the people were leaving church. It feels good to do evil. :D

And I agree, you must earn your fucking moniker already and swear, god dammit!


Dude, I've totally done that. Well, not the cigar, but the yelling at the church. Very cathartic. Last time I was in SLC I drove past the temple -- the Mother Ship where I received my endowments and got married -- and raised my middle finger and yelled, "FUCK YOU!!!"

It felt fucking great.

Recently I was on a business trip and my host, driving me from one place to another, happened to drive past the Mormon Temple in that city. He knew I had lived in Utah and said, "Oh, and here's the Mormon temple." I acted casual like I barely knew what it was. In my pocket I flipped it the bird. :)


Well played, sir! You have now earned your moniker, and welcome to the board again. :D


As for my name, here's an explanation of where it came from:
http://swearingelders.blogspot.com/2009 ... lders.html

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junesu
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swearingelder wrote:
brailsmt wrote:
Welcome! I did evil today by smoking a cigar and sipping bourbon, then driving home with a 2" cigar stub between my teeth feeling like a badass as I drove past my old ward building with Otep blaring, windows down, flying the finger and yelling "FUCK YOU!", as the people were leaving church. It feels good to do evil. :D

And I agree, you must earn your fucking moniker already and swear, god dammit!


Dude, I've totally done that. Well, not the cigar, but the yelling at the church. Very cathartic. Last time I was in SLC I drove past the temple -- the Mother Ship where I received my endowments and got married -- and raised my middle finger and yelled, "FUCK YOU!!!"

It felt fucking great.

Recently I was on a business trip and my host, driving me from one place to another, happened to drive past the Mormon Temple in that city. He knew I had lived in Utah and said, "Oh, and here's the Mormon temple." I acted casual like I barely knew what it was. In my pocket I flipped it the bird. :)


You guys are fucked up. :wink:

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Mayan Elephant
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swearingelder wrote:
As for my name, here's an explanation of where it came from:
http://swearingelders.blogspot.com/2009 ... lders.html


i like your blog. or whatever that is called. good stuff.

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sandylips
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Welcome ... Here is a fellow South Carolinian. Not completely severed though! PM me some time.
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leftofcentre
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Welcome the fuck aboard...
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Southern Redneck
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There are a few of us in central Tennessee. So 'Hi' from this fine southern Redneck.

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welcome.

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Goldarn
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Good blog! I liked the latest post.

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McLuckin
PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:13 am 
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YAY! Another apostate in south cakalaky! I'm not alone!!!!!

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swearingelder
PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:11 pm 
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McLuckin wrote:
YAY! Another apostate in south cakalaky! I'm not alone!!!!!


Where are you? I'm in Columbia.

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doubtingmo
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:18 pm 
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Just took a look at your Blogpage Swearing Elder, it was really interesting :)
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McLuckin
PostPosted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:27 am 
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I'm in charleston, at the air force base.

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swearingelder
PostPosted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:40 pm 
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McLuckin wrote:
I'm in charleston, at the air force base.


I sent you this as an email, but I'll post it here too for any other South Carolinians out there. I've started a PostMormon chapter for South Carolina. Here's the chapter page:
http://www.postmormon.org/exp_e/index.p ... _home/1001

And here's a thread about it:
http://www.postmormon.org/exp_e/index.p ... ead/21298/

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McLuckin
PostPosted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:21 am 
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I got the email! Thanks! Definitely post here too if there is a meet up happening :)

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