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coffeenow · **Joined:** Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:53 am **Posts:** 1563

kittywaymo wrote:

ANway back to dr kittywaymo's advice::: He says.. big sores on the genitals and growths, are VERY unattractive, and painful..

Does the anus count as being in the genital area?

KingFolly · **Joined:** Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:03 pm **Posts:** 1054

coffeenow wrote:

Does the anus count as being in the genital area?

You're CLEARLY not watching enough porn.

--KF

coffeenow · **Joined:** Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:53 am **Posts:** 1563

KingFolly wrote:

coffeenow wrote:

Does the anus count as being in the genital area?

You're CLEARLY not watching enough porn.

--KF

I think my husband agrees with you.

evie elliot · **Joined:** Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:54 pm **Posts:** 253

KingFolly wrote:

kittywaymo wrote:

I think Church and SEX are great! Glad and grateful I have both, happily.

Your husband is an old man who spends all day with his hands knuckles deep in the dusty underused vaginas of Ogden's ugliest. Surely he can't get it up for you at his age and after what he has to go through day in and day out. Besides, do you really want his hands on your cooch after where they've been?

You need a rock-hard young buck to make you feel truy alive. Not a gay dentist, not an over-the-hill saggy gynecologist. You need someone like me. My IQ is, like, really high. I've published mulititudinous articles in national publications. My last name sounds Jewish and I know a few Catholic people. Plus I watch TV. So, in short, I'm your rock hard fuck buddy. Call me, I'd love to sock it to ya.

One more thing... When I tell you this, you're going to be tempted to take one hand off the keyboard and--well, you know--but that avatar photo is ALL ME baby.

--KF

KF

After reading the gay-bashing and misogyny (mothers make their sons gay, it's all our fault, don't you know?!) on KITTY's other thread I came over here and read this. I know, I know - sillynut is first in line, but I'm not averse to polyandry :wink:

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KingFolly · **Joined:** Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:03 pm **Posts:** 1054

evie elliot wrote:

After reading the gay-bashing and misogyny (mothers make their sons gay, it's all our fault, don't you know?!) on KITTY's other thread I came over here and read this. I know, I know - sillynut is first in line, but I'm not averse to polyandry :wink:

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Sometimes at work other men will walk past me without saying anything but it doesn't bother me. I have multiple degrees in an engineering field, I'm multi-orgasmic, and I have the CNN website on my browser favorites list. I'm also into modeling (just clay for now, but I'm just waiting to get my name out there). So what I'm trying to say is... I have enough lovin' in my loins for all takers. Since my wife is a direct descendant of Brigham Young, she takes our temple polygamy covenant VERY seriously and would have no problem with sharing me.

--KF

Dawgma · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:39 pm

evie elliot wrote:

KingFolly wrote:

kittywaymo wrote:

I think Church and SEX are great! Glad and grateful I have both, happily.

Your husband is an old man who spends all day with his hands knuckles deep in the dusty underused vaginas of Ogden's ugliest. Surely he can't get it up for you at his age and after what he has to go through day in and day out. Besides, do you really want his hands on your cooch after where they've been?

You need a rock-hard young buck to make you feel truy alive. Not a gay dentist, not an over-the-hill saggy gynecologist. You need someone like me. My IQ is, like, really high. I've published mulititudinous articles in national publications. My last name sounds Jewish and I know a few Catholic people. Plus I watch TV. So, in short, I'm your rock hard fuck buddy. Call me, I'd love to sock it to ya.

One more thing... When I tell you this, you're going to be tempted to take one hand off the keyboard and--well, you know--but that avatar photo is ALL ME baby.

--KF

KF

After reading the gay-bashing and misogyny (mothers make their sons gay, it's all our fault, don't you know?!) on KITTY's other thread I came over here and read this. I know, I know - sillynut is first in line, but I'm not averse to polyandry :wink:

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Doing a lot of laundry, or doing it on the multiple laundry machines? Either way, color me interested as well.

evie elliot · **Joined:** Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:54 pm **Posts:** 253

KingFolly wrote:

evie elliot wrote:

After reading the gay-bashing and misogyny (mothers make their sons gay, it's all our fault, don't you know?!) on KITTY's other thread I came over here and read this. I know, I know - sillynut is first in line, but I'm not averse to polyandry :wink:

.

Sometimes at work other men will walk past me without saying anything but it doesn't bother me. I have multiple degrees in an engineering field, I'm multi-orgasmic, and I have the CNN website on my browser favorites list. I'm also into modeling (just clay for now, but I'm just waiting to get my name out there). So what I'm trying to say is... I have enough lovin' in my loins for all takers. Since my wife is a direct descendant of Brigham Young, she takes our temple polygamy covenant VERY seriously and would have no problem with sharing me.

--KF

I have NEVER (oops sorry, I'm a very important person and usually write in big letters so everyone knows it) laughed so hard while sitting at my PC. DH keeps asking me if I'm ok. :lol:

Dr. Bruce Hunter OBGYN · **Joined:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:10 pm **Posts:** 6

KingFolly wrote:

Your husband is an old man who spends all day with his hands knuckles deep in the dusty underused vaginas of Ogden's ugliest. Surely he can't get it up for you at his age and after what he has to go through day in and day out. Besides, do you really want his hands on your cooch after where they've been?

It is true that I spend much of my day examining pussy pussy (as an aside, I have no idea why the word for the oozing fluid of infection is the same word we English speaking people use for the clitoris, but perhaps it is due to the rampant upswing of venereal disease due to immorality and homosexuality in our culture), but I'll have you know that my inability to reach a firm erection is at least somewhat mitigated by the high availability of PED pharmaceuticals out there.

Sheila, my love, since I am a father figure to you... Would you please bring me some Viagra on the way home from the pharmacy?

--Bruce

Stormin Post Mormon · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:20 pm

Great. Just when it seems this whole episode can't get any more over-the-top, it turns into full-on creepy.

FilliamHMuffman · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:21 pm

Dr. Bruce Hunter OBGYN wrote:

KingFolly wrote:

Your husband is an old man who spends all day with his hands knuckles deep in the dusty underused vaginas of Ogden's ugliest. Surely he can't get it up for you at his age and after what he has to go through day in and day out. Besides, do you really want his hands on your cooch after where they've been?

It is true that I spend much of my day examining pussy pussy (as an aside, I have no idea why the word for the oozing fluid of infection is the same word we English speaking people use for the clitoris, but perhaps it is due to the rampant upswing of venereal disease due to immorality and homosexuality in our culture), but I'll have you know that my inability to reach a firm erection is at least somewhat mitigated by the high availability of PED pharmaceuticals out there.

Sheila, my love, since I am a father figure to you... Would you please bring me some Viagra on the way home from the pharmacy?

--Bruce

Ok, I'm suspecting that this isn't really Sheila's husband.

cyberspit · **Joined:** Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:03 pm **Posts:** 1066

I agree that it's all a bit creepy now.

So guys, what's the weather forecast in your part of the world?

It's pretty chilly here.

:-D

truly confused · **Joined:** Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:02 am **Posts:** 690

DoubleX wrote:

I agree that it's all a bit creepy now.

So guys, what's the weather forecast in your part of the world?

It's pretty chilly here.

:-D

It is rather warm. In the 80's. I am wearing shorts-or as I convince my boss, they are dress capri's. (not even, they are shorts)

Witch Hazel · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:35 pm

truly confused wrote:

It is rather warm. In the 80's. I am wearing shorts-or as I convince my boss, they are dress capri's. (not even, they are shorts)

It's quite nice here too. Perfect day for digging up a tree stump and planting a cherry tree. I wish I was that ambitious.

truly confused · **Joined:** Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:02 am **Posts:** 690

Witch Hazel wrote:

truly confused wrote:

It is rather warm. In the 80's. I am wearing shorts-or as I convince my boss, they are dress capri's. (not even, they are shorts)

It's quite nice here too. Perfect day for digging up a tree stump and planting a cherry tree. I wish I was that ambitious.

LOL! I would settle for the energy to go grocery shopping.

KingFolly · **Joined:** Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:03 pm **Posts:** 1054

DoubleX wrote:

So guys, what's the weather forecast in your part of the world?

Unseasonably warm after quite a spell of unseasonably cold. Beautiful outside.

--KF

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