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Goldarn
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I think one of the FLAK rules should be that "welcome, welcome" is abolished from usage. One welcome would suffice. Especially since the two is such quick succession stirred the dusty depths of my memory and I now have a hymn stuck in my head.


Welcome, welcome, Goldarn's postings!
Now we laugh at every page!
Welcome, welcome, are his lolcats!
Done for less than min'mum wage.

He's the best darn newbie ever;
All together, we confess!
He refrains from vulgar swearing,
But we like him nonetheless!

Welcome, welcome, Goldarn's postings!
Now we laugh at every page!
Welcome, welcome, are his lolcats!
Done for less than min'mum wage.

:dance2: :circle: :dance2:

On edit: fixed spelling.

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notpotable
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Goldarn wrote:
SillyNut wrote:
I think one of the FLAK rules should be that "welcome, welcome" is abolished from usage. One welcome would suffice. Especially since the two is such quick succession stirred the dusty depths of my memory and I now have a hymn stuck in my head.


Welcome, welcome, Goldarn's postings!
Now we laugh at every page!
Welcome, welcome, are his lolcats!
Done for less than min'num wage.

He's the best darn newbie ever;
All together, we confess!
He refrains from vulgar swearing,
But we like him nonetheless!

Welcome, welcome, Goldarn's postings!
Now we laugh at every page!
Welcome, welcome, are his lolcats!
Done for less than min'num wage.

:dance2: :circle: :dance2:


If I can't get that damn tune out of my head within an hour, I'll blow your planet up. Very funny though. Curse you for making me laugh!

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cyberspit
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3/3 timing, right?

Heh heh...you former cult members crack me up!

Gol, there are a few old threads re: spoof hymns. Awesome stuff! Sorry but I don't know where they are in order to provide you with a link.

Maybe one of the new mods could help out?

FUCKETYFUCKINGCOCKSUCKINGMODS.

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SillyNut
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DoubleX wrote:

FUCKETYFUCKINGCOCKSUCKINGMODS.

:-D



Teehee. :lol:

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SillyNut wrote:
I think one of the FLAK rules should be that "welcome, welcome" is abolished from usage. One welcome would suffice. Especially since the two is such quick succession stirred the dusty depths of my memory and I now have a hymn stuck in my head. :evil:






Dammit, where's my Ozzie?


Come come ye, Nut, no crank-i-ness in here...
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wry catcher
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Goldarn wrote:
...vulgar swearing...


Man, I was all tempted to be all charmed and amused by your clever ditty, but then you had to go and diss my hobby. :shouting:
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SillyNut
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Isn't that an oxymormon anyway? What is non-vulgar swearing?

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Goldarn
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wry catcher wrote:
Goldarn wrote:
...vulgar swearing...


Man, I was all tempted to be all charmed and amused by your clever ditty, but then you had to go and diss my hobby. :shouting:


I apologize profusely, but I wanted something that distinguished me from everyone else on this board, and that was the only two-syllable word that came to mind.

If you want, I'll work on a song for you. I'm thinking of setting it to the tune of Goldfinder, but that's just a preliminary idea.

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SillyNut wrote:
Isn't that an oxymormon anyway? What is non-vulgar swearing?


I don't give a damn.

--KF
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Goldarn
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KingFolly wrote:
SillyNut wrote:
Isn't that an oxymormon anyway? What is non-vulgar swearing?


I don't give a damn.

--KF


Now, wait just a gosh dang minute!

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Goldarn
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Oh, and Board DOM!!!!!

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I have found, over time, that something much more satisfying (and much less labor intensive) than achieving board dom is just ruining somebody else's board dom.


:guillotine:

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Goldarn
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belaja wrote:
I have found, over time, that something much more satisfying (and much less labor intensive) than achieving board dom is just ruining somebody else's board dom.


:guillotine:


I have photographic record. It is immortalized now.

at least, until someone chops off its head.

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You have no new messages

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Goldarn
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Come, come, to FLAK, ye exmos far and near!
Post away, post away.
Welcome to all who wander in this sphere
Join the fray, Stay and play.

Come and have a drink, come sit awhile.
We'll have a ball, we'll swear and smile,
We'll never rest, lay ale, nor pay!
Post away, post away.


I wrote this one on the train this morning. I'm still working on the lyrics.

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