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Oh, don't worry. The Church and I are a great match! I'll "stick"with it. And you be sure to stick with the disgruntled has-beens that make up most of the ex-mos. By the way, if you happen to find an ex-mo that's actually happy and really doing something with their lives, be sure to let me know. So far, the only ones I've met are miserable and have this strange compulsion to spend an insane amount of time trying to discredit the Church. Who else leaves a church and promptly sets up web sites and blog pages? I left the Catholic Church and never looked back. That's normal behavior! Leave something and then leave it alone! Supposedly that's why you left in the first place - so you wouldn't have to deal with it again, right? What you guys are spending so much of your time doing is trying to find peace. You see, there's a small part, maybe even a very small part of you that questions your decision and you need a stream of constant reassurance that your decision to leave the Church is OK. I used to wonder what was meant by wailing and gnashing of teeth in the Bible, then I met my first ex-mo. Anytime I forget what the terms mean, I simple log in to the Recovery Board OR your pathetic lack of original thought site, and there before my very eyes is the best example of wailing and gnashing of teeth possible.

Yes, I'll "stick" with the Church. Lucky me! You stick with your blog pages and ex-mormon rantings and ragings. ( maybe even a little gnashing?) In the end, I will be happy and go on with my life. You will continue to be miserable because you have that small shred of doubt that's eating at you, obviously day AND night. Try to get some sleep, the SLACK-ers..oh, FLak ers..

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Kittywaymo

I am happier, better adjusted, have better friends and better relationships with my family now that I am away from the church. However, like others who leave CULTS, there are emotional scars that I am working through and a little PTSD! So I talk with others who have similar experiences. And everyday I get happier and everyday I feel better. And I am a more productive member of society than ever.

It's funny - it is ok to send out missionaries to try and convert people to your way of thinking, but if we should do the same, try to help people get out of the LDS cult, then we are angry and miserable. That is typical small minded, uneducated, magical thinking. I am sure you have no idea why we feel like we do and are too scared to research the church yourself - just keep your head in the sand. If you can't see the truth, then it must not exist.

Ok, now I am done with the troll!!!

Wait, I thought it was the Jewish faith. Or the Church of CNN...? I'm getting all confused by your story/ies. If only I had The Spirit (TM) to help me discern which of your stories are true. As it is, Satan has whispered into my ear (we are tight, me 'n Old Scratch, ever since I left The Church) that nary a word you speak, nay not even a jot or tittle, has any truth in it.

However, you are amusing to me. You may stay and entertain me, as long as you promise to type all in caps some more. Wakes me up.

LOL... You crack me up. If this is your way to draw people back to the church, I can see why you've acheived "Epic Fail".

Step 1. State you love the church.
Step 2. Insult all exmos.
Step 3. Accuse all exmos of being abnormal.
Step 4. Insult all exmos some more.
Step 5. Arrogantly tell them that you know what they are looking for despite not knowing any of them at all.
Step 6. Insult exmos again.

Yeah, that's the way! I think more than anything you will convince people that are on the edge that crusading mormons are really a vitriol lot. Good luck with your internet crusade.

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When you take a walk of shame, you need to own it. Do the beauty queen wave, stop and pose, blow some kisses, and throw some roses.

Zip it up, Buttercup! - my 4 year old.

http://nowcoffeenow.blogspot.com/

I don't have to justify myself, my life, or my decisions to you.

But I am happier, better off, and more sane outside the church than I was in it, thank you very much.

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"It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office."

- H. L. Mencken

My dentist said I had to stop gnashing my teeth. If he just understood how miserable I was then he wouldn't demand such an impossible feat.

However I enjoy sex with countless anonymous strangers way more than I ever liked the church. I don't know if I could give it up. And the overcoming the drugs and booze issues that I use to help me feel happier since I've lost the blessings of heaven would take awhile. I'm tired and apathetic and lazy like that.

Not only that but I couldn't go back to the ward I was in. The bishop and the RS president were SO mean to me. I just seethe still when I think about it all. There's no way I could go back and let them think they were RIGHT. God. That's just not an option either.

Good thing that the part of me that knows the church is true is so small and so buried that I can live my life okay anyway.

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Sometimes I make my kids wear sombreros and scuba fins around the house. Not because there is any reason. I just want to teach them obedience.--Darth J

OMG, Sillynut! I'm glad my boss is out of the office and couldn't hear me laughing hysterically just now. Thanks for the lolz!

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wry catcher's number one backslapper!

SIllynut..

My husband the ObGyn has some sound advice,.,,

First of all.. We mormons LOVE sex too.. and we are VERY happy. but we don't SKANK around and get communicable diseases like you're gonna get if that post is real, which I SERIOUSLY doubt. WHAT Do you REALLY look like? Post your real picture, if you are a hottie, then perhaps you are doing what you say. But usually, if you are not using your real pic, there is a reason.. what are you hiding??


ANway back to dr kittywaymo's advice::: He says.. big sores on the genitals and growths, are VERY unattractive, and painful..not to mention AIDS is a heterosexual disease as well as homosexual. There is a reason our species is not suppose to let themselves be used like an old rag...

Also,,, chemically in the brain, when we have sex as women, we get attached to the man we have sex with (look it up).. what do you think this is doing to you psychologically? DO you think your shrink would approve?

I think Church and SEX are great! Glad and grateful I have both, happily.

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Kittywaymo

Aw, Sols...I know this post is far beyond the rules. But don't ban the troll, it's more fun to play with them first!!

SN, ya big skanky ho. You with your faithful marriage and four beautiful kids. Too bad you have all them skanky ho sores.

Can we at least have her posts screened for appropriate following of the rules of punctuation? Can we fine her for each overuse of ellipses? And seriously, what's up with the multiple commas?

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wry catcher's number one backslapper!

Only wives of MORMON GYNs can have multiple commas.

I see 3 possibilities here. Our troll is either:

-the most naive person I have ever met
-12 years old and a pathological liar
-A puppet

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By fearing whom I trust I find my way
~ Abdallah al-Ma'arri

Hey, Mods, can you disemvowel a specific poster? That would make these interactions so much more enlivening.

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Fear will keep the local systems in line.

I was thinking the same thing,

I think she got her photo from the cover of a Jack Weyland novel.

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I am only Schizophrenic when it comes to my mormonism....

You mean, it's not really her? She mustn't be very attractive then, or she'd use her own picture.

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"She is too fond of books, and it has turned her brain." Louisa May Alcott

Depriving women of dreaming of a different reality is one of the most debilitating forms of oppression. WLUML