I think Church and SEX are great! Glad and grateful I have both, happily.
Your husband is an old man who spends all day with his hands knuckles deep in the dusty underused vaginas of Ogden's ugliest. Surely he can't get it up for you at his age and after what he has to go through day in and day out. Besides, do you really want his hands on your cooch after where they've been?
You need a rock-hard young buck to make you feel truy alive. Not a gay dentist, not an over-the-hill saggy gynecologist. You need someone like me. My IQ is, like, really high. I've published mulititudinous articles in national publications. My last name sounds Jewish and I know a few Catholic people. Plus I watch TV. So, in short, I'm your rock hard fuck buddy. Call me, I'd love to sock it to ya.
One more thing... When I tell you this, you're going to be tempted to take one hand off the keyboard and--well, you know--but that avatar photo is ALL ME baby.
their sons gay, it's all our fault, don't you know?!) on KITTY's other thread I came over here and read this. I know, I know - sillynut is first in line, but I'm not averse to polyandry