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cumom · **Joined:** Wed Aug 23, 2006 6:17 am **Posts:** 7338

belaja wrote:

Wonderment wrote:

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I broke it, but not in THAT way. we had a two bedroom apartment and each had our own room. We were called to repentance though when the ZL's came over.

IMO, this is a ridiculous and petty rule. If there were two bedrooms available, then it would probably help two people sleep better if each had his own room. It's these arbitrary rules. made for no particular reason, that greatly damage any credibility that an MP might have.

That's not just some arbitrary MP. That's an arbitrary churchwide rule for missionaries. I think the idea is to eliminate privacy as much as possible in order to discourage masturbating... or something.

Missions are like prison: You learn how to come very quietly and without rustling the covers or shaking the bed.

TheRasmus · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:54 am

cumom wrote:

belaja wrote:

Wonderment wrote:

Quote:

I broke it, but not in THAT way. we had a two bedroom apartment and each had our own room. We were called to repentance though when the ZL's came over.

IMO, this is a ridiculous and petty rule. If there were two bedrooms available, then it would probably help two people sleep better if each had his own room. It's these arbitrary rules. made for no particular reason, that greatly damage any credibility that an MP might have.

That's not just some arbitrary MP. That's an arbitrary churchwide rule for missionaries. I think the idea is to eliminate privacy as much as possible in order to discourage masturbating... or something.

Missions are like prison: You learn how to come very quietly and without rustling the covers or shaking the bed.

A skill that comes in handy for that Mormon Marriage you'll be a part of right after the old mission. :shock:

MagicCicero · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:46 pm

Equality wrote:

Oh, I think we all know the reason behind this particular rule--Uncle Boyd says no night shifts at the little factory.

That's just because BKP doesn't want missionaries to spend their entire missions sneaking off to masturbate the way he did.

Leroy · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:59 pm

MagicCicero wrote:

Equality wrote:

Oh, I think we all know the reason behind this particular rule--Uncle Boyd says no night shifts at the little factory.

That's just because BKP doesn't want missionaries to spend their entire missions sneaking off to masturbate the way he did.

When is this come topic cum full circle back to the salt issue? :lol:

Aspie · **Posted:** Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:23 pm

cumom wrote:

[Missions are like prison: You learn how to come very quietly and without rustling the covers or shaking the bed.

So how much experience of prisons do you have?

So it's OK for the elders to have sex with each other as long as they both don't fall asleep in the same bed?

translucentcitrus · **Joined:** Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:21 am **Posts:** 2220

wow. I almost went on a mission. If I tried to go now I would die/kill someone

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