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jahedgpeth · **Joined:** Wed May 28, 2008 11:31 pm **Posts:** 2076

Sometime Saturday May 21, 2011, a massive earthquake will mark the second coming of Jesus and begin a 5 month period of hell on earth before the second coming in October. I've sent my life savings to Harold Camping. He promises that his followers (including myself) are getting raptured tomorrow.
Later bitches! :bluewave:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9acwNHKvoo

Dawgma · **Posted:** Sat May 21, 2011 3:36 am

I heard the rapture actually began when Obama brought down the playstation network.

Lincoln · **Posted:** Sat May 21, 2011 5:11 am

jahedgpeth wrote:

Sometime Saturday May 21, 2011, a massive earthquake will mark the second coming of Jesus and begin a 5 month period of hell on earth before the second coming in October. I've sent my life savings to Harold Camping. He promises that his followers (including myself) are getting raptured tomorrow.
Later bitches! :bluewave:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9acwNHKvoo

Fools mock but they shall mourn! :machinegun:

Don't shoot the messenger!

Dawgma · **Posted:** Sat May 21, 2011 6:04 am

Holy fuck, jahed and lincoln in the same thread?????

The motherfucking prodigals are returning.

Now if the elephant hombres and a great many more would pop in every now and then we could get down to business.

Eta: I would let airhumping stormtrooper out of retirement if mayan would reappear and properly announce himself.

Susan D. · **Posted:** Sat May 21, 2011 9:37 pm

I think I spotted Jahed's clothes on a park bench.

We'll miss you dude.

:verysad:

RicoBabalu · **Posted:** Sun May 22, 2011 12:56 am

World doesn't end. Pastor has no Plan B.

That's a link, if it's not clear on your machine.

Dawgma · **Posted:** Sun May 22, 2011 1:41 am

RicoBabalu wrote:

World doesn't end. Pastor has no Plan B.

That's a link, if it's not clear on your machine.

The interwebz lies.

tibber · **Posted:** Sun May 22, 2011 2:48 pm

Well I know I was surprised when our resident Padre showed up on our floor at 8pm last night riding his little hover-round to make his rounds; I thought for sure he would've been riding his hover-round next to jesus on his white horse into the sunset at 6pm.

Dawgma · **Posted:** Sun May 22, 2011 5:08 pm

tibber wrote:

Well I know I was surprised when our resident Padre showed up on our floor at 8pm last night riding his little hover-round to make his rounds; I thought for sure he would've been riding his hover-round next to jesus on his white horse into the sunset at 6pm.

I envision Guido Sarducci rolling in.

pollypinks · **Joined:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:32 pm **Posts:** 591

Does this mean I'm in heaven?

RicoBabalu · **Posted:** Mon May 23, 2011 4:41 am

INSTALLING RAPTURE.
███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 44% DONE.
Install delayed....please wait.
Installation failed. Please try again. 404 error: Rapture not found.
EVENT "Rapture" cannot be located. The rapture you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later.

Dawgma · **Posted:** Mon May 23, 2011 5:05 am

That's right folks his name is in blue and he is ours!!!!!!!!!!! Bravo rico!!!!

CV Rick · **Posted:** Mon May 23, 2011 5:49 am

RicoBabalu wrote:

INSTALLING RAPTURE.
███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 44% DONE.
Install delayed....please wait.
Installation failed. Please try again. 404 error: Rapture not found.
EVENT "Rapture" cannot be located. The rapture you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later.

That is AWESOME . . . stealing it.

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