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notpotable
 Post subject: I'm kind of like god
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 2:59 am 
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As in, an absentee parent who shows up every once in awhile and expects to be worshipped.

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RicoBabalu
 Post subject: Re: I'm kind of like god
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:00 am 
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So am I.

My wife just fed me burnt offerings.

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Entendre
 Post subject: Re: I'm kind of like god
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:02 am 
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Do we know you? ;)
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Nanna P
 Post subject: Re: I'm kind of like god
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:20 am 
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Somebody's been getting into the Levites' wine stash again...

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notpotable
 Post subject: Re: I'm kind of like god
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:29 am 
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That's it! Plague of grasshoppers on all ya'll's asses.

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MrsDoubtfire
 Post subject: Re: I'm kind of like god
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:41 am 
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I worship the ground you sneak in and out upon, NP.
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SillyNut
 Post subject: Re: I'm kind of like god
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:09 am 
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I love you, NP, even when you aren't here. <3

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Goldarn
 Post subject: Re: I'm kind of like god
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:01 am 
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notpotable wrote:
That's it! Plague of grasshoppers on all ya'll's asses.


I thought to myself, "What would God do in this situation?" Locusts!
-- Homer Simpson

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tibber
 Post subject: Re: I'm kind of like god
PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 3:28 pm 
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notpotable wrote:
As in, an absentee parent who shows up every once in awhile and expects to be worshipped.


I will only worship you if you post a pic of yourself climbing a wall.

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no thanks
 Post subject: Re: I'm kind of like god
PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:21 pm 
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What do you mean "like a god"? You are a god. I created the character sheet for you.

Race: God
Level: Infinity

Strength 25
Constitution 25
Dexterity 25
Intelligence 25
Wisdom 25
Charisma 25

Special ability: +5 attack vs Spammers.

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notpotable
 Post subject: Re: I'm kind of like god
PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:01 pm 
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Mrs.D and no thanks, you will lead my chosen people to the Promised Thread.

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no thanks
 Post subject: Re: I'm kind of like god
PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:22 pm 
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notpotable wrote:
Mrs.D and no thanks, you will lead my chosen people to the Promised Thread.


So Mrs. D is your prophet and I get to be her first counselor?

Cool when can we start fleecing the faithful...

err.. I mean collecting tithing.

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pollypinks
 Post subject: Re: I'm kind of like god
PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:48 pm 
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Nay nay, ye find minded people. You've left out the weed god. The one who brings the stomach control after sickness causes 20 pounds to drop in a month.
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