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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:53 pm 
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I was reading old articles at exmormon.org and I found this this. Me being me, I couldn't help myself but to take it one step further and came up with what I think will be the next "Pokeman". The trading cards are of course in the early Beta stages and a bit unfinished but I just wanted to share some of what I have developed thus far. The quoted portions of the following post are taken from notes written by a TBM from a talk given by L. Tom Perry back in March of 2004.

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President Packer is the most inspirational spiritual man I've ever had the opportunity to work with. He also can get very irate and it is my job to kick him in the shins if he gets too irate. Next time you see him, ask him to lift his pant legs so you can see my kick marks on his shins!


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Elder Haight is stronger today than he has been in a long time. We fully expected him to die last July. His daughter called us and told us the doctors gave him just days to live. But he rallied and he now has a physical therapist that comes to his house every day and works with him. I visited him in his apartment and he showed me that he walks around his table 12 times, then he walks around his couch 12 times, then he walks a circuit in his apartment. He said, "Anything the physical therapist asks me to do, I do twice!" He comes to our council meetings and contributes to each one. We even plan on him speaking for General Conference for 5 minutes-we hope!
He can't see well and he doesn't see the teleprompter so we don't know what he will say or how long he will go.


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Elder Maxwell's life has been preserved in a most remarkable way. He has been preserved to bless us with that brilliant mind of his. Oh the jewels that come out of Elder Maxwell!


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Elder Nelson is the physician to the First Presidency and to the Twelve. If we have an ailment we can talk to him about it. He is our doctor. He still makes hospital rounds. He is the greatest ambassador we have because he has a reputation all over the world. He can go anywhere in the world and people know and respect him because of his great pioneering work in heart surgery.


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Elder Ballard is our used car salesman! He is our enthusiastic leader of the missionary department. He is telling our missionaries, "Stop being robots! Learn how to teach by the Spirit!" He has convinced President Hinckley to raise the bar. Now you have to qualify for a mission. We should raise the bar in our own activities.


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Elder Scott is our nuclear scientist. He is a computer genius. He helps us all keep our computers working right. He has the talent of looking to the future.


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Elder Hales is our international businessman. He was in charge of the international sales of all the men's shaving products and the like for a large international area (I think in the orient). He has a great financial talent. He sits on committees with our First Presidency.


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Oh, I forgot Elder Oaks! Well, he's away! No wonder I should forget. He is our judge. He is very detailed like an attorney. Nothing escapes his mind. I send him a message and replies back correcting my voice-mail! He understands the law and principles. He is our great public relations man. He understands the needs of the Church.


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Elder Holland is our great student. President of a university or two. He is an excellent writer. Whenever there is a difficult assignment in that way, he gets the assignment to do the writing for it.


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Elder Eyring . . . I wish someone could explain him to me! He gives me a headache with that brilliant mind of his! When we travel together he sits up front next to the driver and pops questions, trying to understand everyone and everything around him.


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Each of us is wonderfully different but as a combination as a whole we make a wonderful high council.

We are certain to follow the order of the Church in our meetings and in all we do. This has been clearly established. For example, I would never think of going through a door before Elder Packer. He is the President of our Council. It is the President of the Council who selects the President of the Church. Is there any other way the Lord controls who he selects as a prophet? If He doesn't want an apostle to preside, He who controls life and death calls him home.

Every week the Cummings Chocolate people send us a 3 lb. box of chocolates. In our meeting, we follow our order and President Packer picks first, then I choose, and so on. Poor Elder Eyring has never had a light chocolate yet! Perhaps if he lives long enough!!!


Perhaps Elder Eyring needs to ask the question, "Why do apostles of Jesus Christ hoard all the damn chocolates and not share with the meek?"

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:16 am 
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Absolutely awesome.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:55 am 
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My favorites are the Packinator and Quick Knife Nelson. Just the pictures alone crack me up. Fantastic.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:43 am 
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I read the title as being "Apostate Trading Cards" and I thought "I am SO in" but this is way more awesome than my trading cards would be!

So cool!


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:16 pm 
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Full of WIN!!!! :-D


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