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belaja
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:49 pm Post subject: FIRK (Fundamental Institution of Religious Kirb)

Robert Kirby has started his own church. I could almost get behind it if they wouldn't insist on the god thing. _________________ The apple cannot be stuck back on the Tree of Knowledge; once we begin to see, we are doomed and challenged to seek the strength to see more, not less. ~ Arthur Miller

MrsDoubtfire
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Posts: 895

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:50 pm Post subject: Re: FIRK (Fundamental Institution of Religious Kirb)

belaja wrote:

Robert Kirby has started his own church. I could almost get behind it if they wouldn't insist on the god thing.

Well, if I could replace the word "God" with "Belaja," then I'm on board, for I want to be found on the right-hand side of the Throne of Belaja when I cross over to eternity.

First, we definitely believe in Belaja. More to the point, we believe that Belaja loves us unconditionally and only wants what's best for us, foremost of which is to avoid making her mad.

Also, I love this:
...worship service lasts about 30 minutes and consists of a couple of prayers, some singing, a short film, and a bit of Q& A, ...

cumom
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:15 pm Post subject: Re: FIRK (Fundamental Institution of Religious Kirb)

belaja wrote:

Robert Kirby has started his own church. I could almost get behind it if they wouldn't insist on the god thing.

I love your new avatar. Who is that? Björk?

Laughing

belaja
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:26 pm Post subject: Re: FIRK (Fundamental Institution of Religious Kirb)

cumom wrote:

belaja wrote:

Robert Kirby has started his own church. I could almost get behind it if they wouldn't insist on the god thing.

I love your new avatar. Who is that? Björk?

Laughing

Take a closer look, my dear. It's Gollum on the red carpet.

This was the first avatar I ever used on the old Foyer and it rather freaked people out. LOL

I think somebody took a picture of Lara Flynn Boyle and photoshopped it.
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The apple cannot be stuck back on the Tree of Knowledge; once we begin to see, we are doomed and challenged to seek the strength to see more, not less. ~ Arthur Miller

belaja
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:28 pm Post subject: Re: FIRK (Fundamental Institution of Religious Kirb)

MrsDoubtfire wrote:

belaja wrote:

Robert Kirby has started his own church. I could almost get behind it if they wouldn't insist on the god thing.

Awesome. We will reign with blood and horror on this earth...

Wait no... let's reign with food and torpor.

Or maybe shoes and mortar...

Or maybe mud and mordor...

Hmm... Mrs. D., what shall we reign with? It must needs be cool. But not too much work.
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The apple cannot be stuck back on the Tree of Knowledge; once we begin to see, we are doomed and challenged to seek the strength to see more, not less. ~ Arthur Miller

MrsDoubtfire
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Posts: 895

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:27 pm Post subject: Re: FIRK (Fundamental Institution of Religious Kirb)

belaja wrote:

Fools and gorpers.

Tools and snorklers.

Drool and snark?

(I love your avatar too)

belaja
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Posts: 5464

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:45 pm Post subject: Re: FIRK (Fundamental Institution of Religious Kirb)

MrsDoubtfire wrote:

belaja wrote:

Fools and gorpers.

Tools and snorklers.

Drool and snark?

(I love your avatar too)

mules and odors

duels and storkers

suds and gorers

cud and corkers

Cool and coors (or a similar substitute)
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The apple cannot be stuck back on the Tree of Knowledge; once we begin to see, we are doomed and challenged to seek the strength to see more, not less. ~ Arthur Miller

HighMaintenanceMe
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Location: AZ

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:57 pm Post subject: Re: FIRK (Fundamental Institution of Religious Kirb)

belaja wrote:

I think somebody took a picture of Lara Flynn Boyle and photoshopped it.

Didn't have to do much photoshopping, did they?

MrsDoubtfire
Heh heh heh heeeee....

Joined: 31 Oct 2006
Posts: 895

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:28 pm Post subject: Re: FIRK (Fundamental Institution of Religious Kirb)

belaja wrote:

MrsDoubtfire wrote:

belaja wrote:

Fools and gorpers.

Tools and snorklers.

Drool and snark?

(I love your avatar too)

mules and odors

duels and storkers

suds and gorers

cud and corkers

Cool and coors (or a similar substitute)

Spool and spores

and ....

Chesley B. Sullenberger the third
(victory dance)

belaja
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Joined: 22 Aug 2006
Posts: 5464

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:46 pm Post subject: Re: FIRK (Fundamental Institution of Religious Kirb)

MrsDoubtfire wrote:

belaja wrote:

MrsDoubtfire wrote:

belaja wrote:

Fools and gorpers.

Tools and snorklers.

Drool and snark?

(I love your avatar too)

mules and odors

duels and storkers

suds and gorers

cud and corkers

Cool and coors (or a similar substitute)

Spool and spores

and ....

Chesley B. Sullenberger the third
(victory dance)

Oh, my dog. You win. I abdicate my throne in the hereafter in favor of YOU.
_________________
The apple cannot be stuck back on the Tree of Knowledge; once we begin to see, we are doomed and challenged to seek the strength to see more, not less. ~ Arthur Miller

MrsDoubtfire
Heh heh heh heeeee....

Joined: 31 Oct 2006
Posts: 895

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:50 pm Post subject: Re: FIRK (Fundamental Institution of Religious Kirb)

belaja wrote:

MrsDoubtfire wrote:

belaja wrote:

MrsDoubtfire wrote:

belaja wrote:

Fools and gorpers.

Tools and snorklers.

Drool and snark?

(I love your avatar too)

mules and odors

duels and storkers

suds and gorers

cud and corkers

Cool and coors (or a similar substitute)

Spool and spores

and ....

Chesley B. Sullenberger the third
(victory dance)

Oh, my dog. You win. I abdicate my throne in the hereafter in favor of YOU.

Good. And i want your fuck-you stick too.

belaja
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Joined: 22 Aug 2006
Posts: 5464

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:52 pm Post subject: Re: FIRK (Fundamental Institution of Religious Kirb)

MrsDoubtfire wrote:

belaja wrote:

MrsDoubtfire wrote:

belaja wrote:

MrsDoubtfire wrote:

belaja wrote:

Fools and gorpers.

Tools and snorklers.

Drool and snark?

(I love your avatar too)

mules and odors

duels and storkers

suds and gorers

cud and corkers

Cool and coors (or a similar substitute)

Spool and spores

and ....

Chesley B. Sullenberger the third
(victory dance)

Oh, my dog. You win. I abdicate my throne in the hereafter in favor of YOU.

Good. And i want your fuck-you stick too.

Natch. But only in the hereafter. IOW, you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.
_________________
The apple cannot be stuck back on the Tree of Knowledge; once we begin to see, we are doomed and challenged to seek the strength to see more, not less. ~ Arthur Miller

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